First A Prenup, The Apartment, The Dacha, The Car And The Dog For Me, Then We Hit The Bed
The modern harsh world of capitalism давно moved from feelings to business arrangements in marriage. You need to be sure that if you got silicone tits, your future husband can afford to maintain them and won’t throw you out. First the prenup, the apartment in my name, the dacha in my name, the car and the dog, and then let’s go to bed and have some fun. Everything is simple and clear — why bother with a wedding ring when there’s paperwork from a notary? Though, to be fair, the wedding ring can always be pawned. And what about you — did you sign a marriage contract before fucking, or did the priest bless it and then you young adults went off to sin?